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Real:
- Apple will release new MacBooks that are very thin and are no longer white. Probably in Q1. They will probably start at $999 despite being faster than the current generation.
- The Dark Knight will be the top earner at the Box Office taking in over $410m domestic and $340m foreign. Abraham Lincoln will bore the living shit out of everyone despite one of John Williams' best scores to date.
- I'll find another job.
- Ch'i will learn how to ride a motorcycle.
Fun:
- I will discover firearms and become so enamored with them that I will run through the streets shooting wildly in the air. Ironically, dksuddeth, longbough, and crompsin will each see me and open fire at the same time believing that they were firing in self defense and I will explode, ironically.
- Hillary Clinton will sleep with Monica Lewinski.
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