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'Whats 10% of £10?' - Cashier asking her manager when i gave her my discount card.
'If it wasn't for america, we'd still be in the caveman times!' - Stupid bitch #2 in my business studies class.
'Milk comes from sheep' - One of my room mates
One of my favourites, we wandered in to a friends house after a drunken night in town, his mum comes down stairs to tell us to shut up and be quiet, at which point friend shouts 'I'M FUCKING TRYING!'. So so funny at the time.
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