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A man goes up to a woman in a bar and asks
"$50 to blow me in the men's room"
the woman is taken aback and promptly slaps the man across the face.
"that's a horrible thing to just come up and ask" she says.
"Fine he says, how about $1000!"
Taken aback even more, she things about it for a while, and notices that he is a handsome man, and it wouldn't really be more than a few minutes of actual work. She could really use the $1000..
"Okay, fine" she says, "but money up front"
The man hands her a $100 bill and says "how about this?"
"$100! I'm not going to blow you in the mens room of a seedy bar for $100! What kind of woman do you think I am?"
to which the man replies the moral of our story:
"Oh, I thought we had already figured that out, and were now haggling on the price..."
~fin
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Crack, you and I are long overdue for a vicious bout of mansex.
~Halx
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