|
It's summertime and Johnny is on break. His mother, tired of seeing him lounge around the house all day notices a new house being built across the street.
"Johnny," she says, "instead of laying around like a bum why don't you go across the street and see if you can learn something about what it takes to build a house."
Johnny grumbles, crawls up off the couch and shuffles across the street. A few minutes later Johnny's mom glances out the window again and she notices Johnny zipping around, picking up tools and disappearing back in the house. "Finally. Maybe he's found his true calling," she thinks.
A few minutes before five Johnny comes walking in the front door. He looks exhausted, but he has a big smile on his face.
"Well, Johnny, did you learn anything about what it takes to build a house?" his mom asks.
"I sure did!," Johnny says, obviously excited, "First you frame the fucking wall, then you screw on the fucking drywall. Then you put the fucking windows in and hang the fucking doors and if the fuckers won't close right, you shim them a cunt hair till they do!"
Johnny's mom, flabbergasted, sends him to his room with a "Wait till your father hears this."
A few minutes later Johnny's father comes home from work and Johnny's mother tells him what had happened. Johnny's father goes to the boys room and says, "All right son, tell me what you said to your mother that got her all upset."
Johnny says, "Sure! If you want to build a house first you frame the fucking wall, then you screw on the fucking drywall. Then you put the fucking windows in and hang the fucking doors and if the fuckers won't close right, you shim them a cunt hair till they do!"
Red with anger, Johnny's dad tells him, "I'm afraid I'm going to have to spank you. I want you to go outside and get me a switch."
Johnny looks at him indignantly and says, "Fuck you bitch, that's the electrician's job."
|