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"I hope your ears turn into ass holes and shit on your shoulders"
" If you were any more of a tool they would sell you at Bunnings"
"I'd like to see things from your point of view but I just can't stick my head that far up my ass"
"Expel sebaceous fluids from your tear ducts in greater quantities novice."
translates to "Cry more newb"
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"I want to be remembered as the girl who always smiles even when her heart is broken... and the one that could brighten up your day even if she couldnt brighten her own"
"Her emotions were clear waters. You could see the scarring and pockmarks at the bottom of the pool, but it was just a part of her landscape – the consequences of others’ actions in which she claimed no part."
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