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Originally Posted by yellowmac
"If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college."
/I really hope someone has heard what I'm referring to there...
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I'm sure many of us have. Classic bit.
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Originally Posted by DaveMatrix
"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
--Mariah Carey
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False. This was included in a satire piece, then picked up as a real quote incorrectly.