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Aaah, deployment brings out the best dumb quotes:
"Hey, Sarge... I think there's something metal buried in the dark over there on the side of the road."
"Hey, Sarge... I can't find my weapon."
"God, why is it so hot over here?"
I keep track of memorable fumbles in my life:
Stuck in front of a razorwire fence: "Robot, get out your shovel."
Me: "Hey, 'Ooops... I did it again,' is a Britney Spears album... not the way to handle bad past relationships!"
Girlfriend: "Thank you very much, have a nice day and go fuck yourself, asshole."
Drunken voicemail I got in '05: "Who's that man? The manly man! He's CROMPSIN! I said who's that man? The ladies man! He's CROMPSIN! Who's the coolest guy on the street, the crazy guy layin' down ghetto beats; if he had a sponge he'd wash your feet! He's CROMPSIN! CROMPSIN! Yeah CROMPSIN!"
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