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1) guy from work was asked how many beers short of a six pack he was, his reply was "three". And he meant it.
2) Customer at work asking me to cut an 8' piece of wood into two 6' pieces.
"Don't try to rip me off punk, I know quite well that I don't need to buy 2 eight foot pieces to get what I want."
3) A looooong time ago customer. "Yeah, that xxxxx for $79.95, how much is it?"
4) My wife. "Would you like to fuck me?"
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"No laws, no matter how rigidly enforced, can protect a person from their own stupidity." -Me-
"Some people are like Slinkies..... They are not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs." -Unknown-
DAMMIT! -Jack Bauer-
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