To be honest, this thread suggests that all men are slobs who want their wives to be their mothers... which is a pretty vast generalization to be making (and disturbing, if true). I mean, yes, if your man/husband is acting this way, then yeah, you should smack the shit out of him... definitely. But apparently I'm the one who needs to have the shit smacked out of me, because...
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Originally Posted by Gaia
He didn't like the casserole
And he didn't like my cake.
He said my biscuits were too hard...
Not like his mother used to make.
I didn't perk the coffee right
He didn't like the stew,
I didn't mend his socks
The way his mother used to do.
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ktspktsp does pretty much all the cooking, and he makes coffee for both of us every morning (and it takes me the whole day to wash up the dishes from all that...
). I am also the one with all the holes in my socks, though I would never expect him to mend them, lol. I just never mend them myself, because I just don't do stuff like that. He buys himself new socks when the old ones wear out.
So, if smacking the shit means creating an equally-divided chore chart and forcing ourselves to stick to it, then I guess we've both had the shit smacked out of us.
