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Ok people have a tendency to say extremely stupid things around me so list time!
1) "No I'm not worried about sun bathing you can only get skin cancer if you live under one of those holes in the ozone layer"
2) "What? where'd your tattoo go? I thought they were permanent" (please note that he was looking at the wrong side of my neck)
3) "What, so wait a second your modem is on FIRE and you didn't think to mention this?" - from when I used to work helpdesk for a wireless ISP and someone rang up unable to connect due to the fact that they had fried a circuit board in their wireless modem.
4) "Ahh the good old days, when the men were men, the women were men and the sheep were scared"
5) "I don't sort my laundry I prepare it for surgery"
6) "What are you talking about I have a very delicate filing system for my belongings - everything goes on the floor"
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"I want to be remembered as the girl who always smiles even when her heart is broken... and the one that could brighten up your day even if she couldnt brighten her own"
"Her emotions were clear waters. You could see the scarring and pockmarks at the bottom of the pool, but it was just a part of her landscape – the consequences of others’ actions in which she claimed no part."
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