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Originally Posted by Acetylene
Lack of chest hair ruins such movies as 300 for me. All these bare, muscly chests and no hair on them! When I see a woman in a sex scene rub a hairless man's pec, I always imagine that sound balloons make when you rub them.
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Congratulations, you made me laugh so hard I scared the crap out of the cat sleeping under the desk. I will never again look as a sweaty hairless dude and not laugh. You are my buddy.
As for the topic directly, my wife loves SOFT hair. Gorilla hairy turns her off, but she likes a moderate amount. Every time a new area fills in (I'm 28, so it's coming slowly) I hear squealing and happy sounds from her, and she plays with it for a while. In particular, she likes my "butt fuzz".
Although it's weird, I seem to be growing body hair from the bottom up. My calves came before thighs came before "ye olde treasure trail" and now it's just starting on my lower back and chest. Hell, I was only able to grow a decent goatee this year.
JACK THE LAD: Don't despair. You're big, hairy, and smart: Find a comic-book nerd chick who has a thing for Beast, and you're set. I know at least three women who would probably find you attractive. Do you wear glasses, btw? I know it's stereotypical, but the right glasses can give different impressions. The right scholarly glasses might offput the initial "Lookit the big strongman guy" impression and hint at something deeper. I'm big and wide myself, and if I wear contacts, people act like I'm a badass. If I have glasses on, I find myself in more philosophical discussions. Maybe the same thing would apply to you?
Tootles