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Two Inuit were out in their skin boat looking for a bit of seal for the table, and it got a bit chillier than they liked. So they stacked driftwood in the boat and lit it on fire, whereupon it burned to the waterline, sank, and drowned them both, proving you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
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