I met my wife while I was pretending to be a vampire. She was a human and I saved her from a pack of roaming gangrel. It was love at first sight. Er, well, lust at least.
After many furious games of RPS, we went to the goth bar where I was strapped up and beaten.
8.5 years later. we've been married for years. we are mostly normal aside from quietly laughing with the emo kids and telling one another how very very cute they are.
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