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Christian car: Looks down on other cars for not being as good while it sits on the side of the road dead.
Catholic car: Normal car but it makes you feel really guilty for driving it.
Jewish car: Won't start on the Sabbath. Engine is very high pitched and whiny.
Atheist car: Refuses to admit it's actually a car.
Voodoo car: Runs on monkey come and dried chicken feet.
Wicca car: Only runs at night and runs on badly brewed coffee and clove cigarettes.
How's that for stereotype... ?
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