When I lived in Cincinnati I belonged to a YMCA. The same show would go on there that you described. It was always the 55+ guys that seemed to want to show off by hanging around the locker room with their junk hanging out. And for some reason...it was the 55+ guys who were beer-belly-central kinds of guys. No chance they actually hit the gym. But they were always in there... waiting for you so they could drop their towel just when you least expected it! I'll be that old in about 15 years...and I'll do exactly the same thing to you young fuckers...
Hopefully I won't have the belly-by-budweiser...