I want to amend my my answer. In addition to what I said above, I would hire referees (READ: Strippers in Stripes) for this year's Turkey Bowl! Every Thanksgiving morning, I get up at 5am and stripe the field at the end of my street for a 7:30am game. This is year 8.
If I had two of these chics show up as a surprise, I think my buddies would crap themselves! I could even have money left over for beer.