"It's your kind wot cause unrest."
"When your IQ hits 50, sell. You will profit"
"Waste of perfectly good Oxygen"
"Anal Wart"
The problem with replacing douchebag in someone's vocabulary is that it has a certain euphony to it. Iambic insults just seem to work better "GODdamn STUpid FUCking WASTE of JISum" (And in pentameter at that.)
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