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#1 At a bar. He was told about 'this chick who looks like a librarian but with a body like a porn star" so he decided to check me out. Asked me for a piece of gum, I showed him the last piece in my mouth, he took it.
#2 Car club chatroom. He saw a photo of me, told me "you ever get out here, you are SO mine". He was right.
#3 At a motorcycle escort staging for a military funeral.
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