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On a mailorder bride website. Paid $3000 for her. I would've gone for the $1500 column, but teeth weren't guaranteed. I'm not an idiot. I'd have ended up paying a lot more than that for new teeth.
I met her at a former place of employment. She was temping there, and jammed up the postage meter but good. I happened to be in the same room getting a cup of coffee when I noticed her dilemna. I "unjammed" the machine, and told her that she "owed me". When she inquired as to just what she owed me, I replied; "How about dinner and a movie tomorrow night?" The rest is, as they say...history.
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"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony
"Hedonism with rules isn't hedonism at all, it's the Republican party." - JumpinJesus
It is indisputable that true beauty lies within...but a nice rack sure doesn't hurt.
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