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Most Powerful Liquid
A little boy was sitting on the curb with a gallon of
turpentine and shaking it up and watching all the bubbles.
A little while later a Priest came along and asked the little
boy what he had.
The little boy replied, "This is the most powerful liquid in
the world, it's called turpentine.'
The Priest said, 'No, the most powerful liquid in the world is
Holy Water. If you take some of this Holy Water and rub it on a pregnant
woman's belly, she will pass a healthy baby.
The little boy replied, 'You take some of this here turpentine
and rub it on a cat's butt and he'll pass a Harley Davidson!
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"That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"
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