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Oooh, I wanna find out where these are. I'll get a whole group of my friends together. Scotty would try to fellate the woman having the fake abortion, Christian would shout "Bang bang!" when the Columbine chick gets shot, I would produce a spork and steak sauce for the satanic sacrifice, we would cheer and whoop congratulations at the possession, Marie would scream "Sisters, you have come to me!" at the witches, Eddie would start to masturbate at the "gays in hell" bit while I made out with Drew and Marie and Crystal got it on, and we would all point to Jesus and shout "The Messiah has returned" and break out in gross and inappropriate displays of eroticism while heckling the sermon at the end.
Then, we would all demand our money back.
Think about it, it would be FUN to bomb these things.
Not that I inherently disagree with any religion, mind you, just the bigots that make up the bulk of believers.
Is there a tour schedule?
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