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I lose myself when a girl seems like she's showing interest. I can't think properly, my hands sweat, the whole nine yards. And by "I can't think properly", I mean my brain stops working.

Perfect example:

I was doing my show and my friend/cohost was in Luxembourg, so we were recording with him on an internet call (through aol or skype or something). He had a British chick there. She had a fucking incredible voice. I'm a bit of a sucker for nice English accents, and he'd sent a picture of her and she was hot. She made me SO damn nervous that when asked to give her things to say in her accent for the benefit of the listeners, all I could come up with was "farm", "chair", and "bottle". FARM! Who the hell has a sexy chick with an even sexier voice who's flirting with you say FARM?!

So there you go. Good times.