Bill O'Rights

The Bible tells us that masturbation is a sin before God. Therefore, to masturbate 6 times, in one week, is six times more abhorent, in the eyes of the Lord. Surely, Satan must have entered into you, for you to have such need to expel his will from your body. I recomend that you join a Christian Youth Organization, and use the power of prayer to expel Satan from you.

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"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony

"Hedonism with rules isn't hedonism at all, it's the Republican party." - JumpinJesus

It is indisputable that true beauty lies within...but a nice rack sure doesn't hurt.