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Originally Posted by Ustwo
Well I've been told its all the same when the lights are out, so *click*.
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Oh-ho, but I need the lights
on, brother... I'm under 30 and that means my dick is still sporting those squeaky training wheels.
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OurCrazyModern?: Yeah, I labeled it with the "Men" prefix because of the directed content of the OP, not because I didn't want women responding. Women should totally respond to this kinda crap... since, ya know, they're the "sought-after commodity" in the "meat market" of the "primal male mind."
Last time I checked? It takes two to tango in a one night stand. Ugliness is debatable, especially when you're horny / drunk / desperate.
Yeah, that two to tango part...
*looks down at his hand*
No, buddy... you don't count. Heh. Heh-heh.
This thread did a good job of blowing out like a Firestone tire on a late '90s Ford Explorer, but I got a few laughs from those who followed the "tell a weird one night stand story" subplot. So much for articles... I might have to stick to my much less poetic personal queries for any future threads.
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Menoman is my hero. He masturbates with Brillo pads. And likes it.