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Ergo · 11-04-2007, 11:27 PM

Mixedmedia,

You ain’t getting it, babe. I am not the “dude” type. Dependent on the day I am more like James Dean/Marlon Brando (a blend of Coronel Kurt while is being stroked in the ass like in the Last Tango)/Ghetto Pimp type, biatch.

Well, my predicament is even more nonnegotiable than yours. Herein my conditions: I require that all the forum staff line-up take the pants, underpants, skirts, cockrings, buttplugs, etc down and ask vehemently for my forgiveness while masturbating and trying to impersonate George W. Bush. Please, don’t take this erroneously, it is not for anything sexual that I want you to do that (I am sorry to crush your hopes), it is just for the humiliation enjoyment.

Ok, I understand that I am putting the bar a little bit higher of what you are ready for (yes, I know you are set for everything except the W thing); but I am really doing it on behalf of the manifest love that I have for you all. Let me explain. The only way I can stay here is by being me, and that implies that the only thing I can do with your so call hierarchy is handing it thru the space between my testicular bags following with the wiping of that place where the back losses its decent name. Sorry but I don’t play sucker to the webmasters of the universe, you have herds of people that will do that if that is what you enjoy.

Don’t you see? If I stay here those tender flocks that like to cherish your hierarchy will get really angry when they notice that I don’t lick ass like them; and therefore you may regretfully get a vital decrease of the dear asslicking stock. It is for my love of you and the asslicking enjoyment of the masses that I cannot allow that to occur and therefore I prefer to sacrifice myself.

Best Regards.

Infinite_Loser (sic),

You continue your infinite dance around logic’s definition but you don’t get the point. It is not about if you can systematically validate an argument with logic, it is that every argument is tarnished from is birth in that obscure matter that I am talking about, so the validation is completely irrelevant. Look BEYOND the logic. In the end logic does not tell you almost anything. Ad infinitum, I fear.

Willravel,

Actually it appears that you didn’t understand the previous thread. Again an interesting interpretation of the parable, though.

About you last paragraph, let me smile before answering. Ok, I am not going to say if I was abused as a child or I abuse children on the weekends or you just have some deliriums now and then. It looks more interesting if we leave it like that. Imagine just wondering… am I talking to a criminal or did I invent the criminal or it is that I really want to be a criminal?

Lasereth, dlishsguy,

I hope you understand you are putting yourself in the perfect place to be ruthlessly lashed out, especially by me.

Redjake, Baraka_Guru,

Too much TV and video games. Someday you may discover that live is not projected in a screen or LCD.

Biznatch, Charlatan (sic), Analog and other minor characters that asked about it,

Affectionately I tell you, don’t even try to understand me. You can’t. You are asking me to do the effort to put quantum physics in clear words so five year old children can understand it. Don’t you see? Here is something you can understand: you can understand that there are things that you cannot understand. Don’t get trapped in anger. Suppose it is not me, there will be always something you cannot understand anyway. And yes, I know that is so difficult for your ego, but I am not to blame that your ego grew disproportionally to your brain. It is just the way it is, I am sorry. And please don’t get offended by reality.

Actually, you are probably more intelligent that the average guy so don’t feel bad. I consider most people completely stupid with approximately a 5% that can be saved. In these forums this 5% usually grows to an astonishing 25% or so, and from those very few will be able really connect with me. But I can guarantee, and actually they know, those will cum apart like crazy with me.

When writing form is meaning, I were to write in a different way and I will be saying something different. Some even suggested me to put my message into more digestible “cookies”, ironically what an illustrative metaphor! Talking about disrespecting the audience, I will not diminish the level of my writing on RESPECT to who can read it. I will stop writing here before that, although I know for sure there are people here who enjoy reading me. And there is people who actually can read it but is intelligent enough to no say nothing when they don’t have anything to add. Not that I want to promote that, I want discussion, but I guess there are much more intelligent people just reading than those that just write “shut up”.

You didn’t notice but I already explained this to who knows how to read it, but because I love you so much I am explaining it now to you too. I will not try to be understood and much less loved by the masses, that would be stupid on my part.

To the rest of the pleb that hates me so much,

Can you please all meet together and go to Hollywood to work as extras performing the angry mob in a B-Series remake of Frankenstein. First, you will earn some money from your inane resentment; second, you have already vehemently and repeatedly rehearsed the role.

Someone asked “can he being shut up so we can get on with your lives?”. Amazing. Why that quasi-telluric urge for shutting me up? Have you considered the audacious possibility of just stop reading me and go on with your lives? What would happen to the forum if those that dislike me just proceed to ignore me? Do you think that the forum will collapse in a biblical cataclysm or what?

Please just stop reading me. You degrade my text by just reading it.

---

Finally my genuine parabolic opinion:

Rational Woman doesn’t remember exactly how it started. It is like somehow it has been always there. There, on the back of her mouth almost sliding on the verge of her throat; it just begun to grow. But it is so pretty, astonishing beautiful, and it expands and contracts every day, and it takes all kind forms and textures while doing it, chocolate fir, dancing mercury, silvery snow. Sometimes it really hurts, like a stalactite kiss or a fire scrape, but even then she cannot stop feeling how gorgeous it is.

When she told her friends about it everybody toss her back their opinions with such a reassurance. Don’t worry darling, just take these pills and it would go away, it made wonders with my abrasive detestness, and by the way it is also very good for the premenstrual monotony. No sweetie, Annie doesn’t have a clue, I have such a terrible worldnews dislocation and I can tell you that there is nothing like a good window shopping treatment to cure everything. Let me tell you something, he said looking so seriously at her eyes while his hand was making an advance over her forearm, I know a surgeon that will leave you like a brand new woman. That was enough. She invited him to her house. He allowed her to tie him up in the bed very easily. Then she put her panties in his mouth, fixed a fork in his penis and started turning it around more and more until his piggy prick popped out in a bath of blood. Then she chopped just the tip of his fingers one by one with a suitable carving knife then continuing hatching up the rest of his limbs using a saw once thick bone was reached. She just buried the tidy wrapped quartered remains in meadow nearby. In the following time she gave the proper treatment to quite a drove of men; and later on she started disposing women too; all properly buried in that meadow.

Then it was that she invited this woman and when she was getting ready it just happened. They didn’t say anything just looked at each other and understood. Oh silence, splendid silence, never underestimate what it is not pronounced. Then they kissed and while doing that it expanded and flourished like silky water from her throat and between the kiss’ saliva slid into her partner’s mouth and engaged her and they took knowledge of each other. She possessed every part of her body and slap her and debase her and caress her and drink her and cuddle her with such an anxious love as can only exists when you know that your lover is going to die. The thing begun to expand outside their bodies and it exploded and created a universe with galaxies and startdust and little people scratching their heads in their spinning little planets. And then it finally collapsed on the back of her mouth and there they were just looking at each other again. She left her go. They never saw each other again. It continued to grow into even more beautiful forms. One day is going to kill her though. Some nights she goes to the meadow and lie there while hearing the music of the corpses underground.

Well, so much for a discussion that didn’t exists. Good night.

11-04-2007, 11:27 PM	#48 (permalink)
Ergo Banned	Mixedmedia, You ain’t getting it, babe. I am not the “dude” type. Dependent on the day I am more like James Dean/Marlon Brando (a blend of Coronel Kurt while is being stroked in the ass like in the Last Tango)/Ghetto Pimp type, biatch. Well, my predicament is even more nonnegotiable than yours. Herein my conditions: I require that all the forum staff line-up take the pants, underpants, skirts, cockrings, buttplugs, etc down and ask vehemently for my forgiveness while masturbating and trying to impersonate George W. Bush. Please, don’t take this erroneously, it is not for anything sexual that I want you to do that (I am sorry to crush your hopes), it is just for the humiliation enjoyment. Ok, I understand that I am putting the bar a little bit higher of what you are ready for (yes, I know you are set for everything except the W thing); but I am really doing it on behalf of the manifest love that I have for you all. Let me explain. The only way I can stay here is by being me, and that implies that the only thing I can do with your so call hierarchy is handing it thru the space between my testicular bags following with the wiping of that place where the back losses its decent name. Sorry but I don’t play sucker to the webmasters of the universe, you have herds of people that will do that if that is what you enjoy. Don’t you see? If I stay here those tender flocks that like to cherish your hierarchy will get really angry when they notice that I don’t lick ass like them; and therefore you may regretfully get a vital decrease of the dear asslicking stock. It is for my love of you and the asslicking enjoyment of the masses that I cannot allow that to occur and therefore I prefer to sacrifice myself. Best Regards. Infinite_Loser (sic), You continue your infinite dance around logic’s definition but you don’t get the point. It is not about if you can systematically validate an argument with logic, it is that every argument is tarnished from is birth in that obscure matter that I am talking about, so the validation is completely irrelevant. Look BEYOND the logic. In the end logic does not tell you almost anything. Ad infinitum, I fear. Willravel, Actually it appears that you didn’t understand the previous thread. Again an interesting interpretation of the parable, though. About you last paragraph, let me smile before answering. Ok, I am not going to say if I was abused as a child or I abuse children on the weekends or you just have some deliriums now and then. It looks more interesting if we leave it like that. Imagine just wondering… am I talking to a criminal or did I invent the criminal or it is that I really want to be a criminal? Lasereth, dlishsguy, I hope you understand you are putting yourself in the perfect place to be ruthlessly lashed out, especially by me. Redjake, Baraka_Guru, Too much TV and video games. Someday you may discover that live is not projected in a screen or LCD. Biznatch, Charlatan (sic), Analog and other minor characters that asked about it, Affectionately I tell you, don’t even try to understand me. You can’t. You are asking me to do the effort to put quantum physics in clear words so five year old children can understand it. Don’t you see? Here is something you can understand: you can understand that there are things that you cannot understand. Don’t get trapped in anger. Suppose it is not me, there will be always something you cannot understand anyway. And yes, I know that is so difficult for your ego, but I am not to blame that your ego grew disproportionally to your brain. It is just the way it is, I am sorry. And please don’t get offended by reality. Actually, you are probably more intelligent that the average guy so don’t feel bad. I consider most people completely stupid with approximately a 5% that can be saved. In these forums this 5% usually grows to an astonishing 25% or so, and from those very few will be able really connect with me. But I can guarantee, and actually they know, those will cum apart like crazy with me. When writing form is meaning, I were to write in a different way and I will be saying something different. Some even suggested me to put my message into more digestible “cookies”, ironically what an illustrative metaphor! Talking about disrespecting the audience, I will not diminish the level of my writing on RESPECT to who can read it. I will stop writing here before that, although I know for sure there are people here who enjoy reading me. And there is people who actually can read it but is intelligent enough to no say nothing when they don’t have anything to add. Not that I want to promote that, I want discussion, but I guess there are much more intelligent people just reading than those that just write “shut up”. You didn’t notice but I already explained this to who knows how to read it, but because I love you so much I am explaining it now to you too. I will not try to be understood and much less loved by the masses, that would be stupid on my part. To the rest of the pleb that hates me so much, Can you please all meet together and go to Hollywood to work as extras performing the angry mob in a B-Series remake of Frankenstein. First, you will earn some money from your inane resentment; second, you have already vehemently and repeatedly rehearsed the role. Someone asked “can he being shut up so we can get on with your lives?”. Amazing. Why that quasi-telluric urge for shutting me up? Have you considered the audacious possibility of just stop reading me and go on with your lives? What would happen to the forum if those that dislike me just proceed to ignore me? Do you think that the forum will collapse in a biblical cataclysm or what? Please just stop reading me. You degrade my text by just reading it. --- Finally my genuine parabolic opinion: Rational Woman doesn’t remember exactly how it started. It is like somehow it has been always there. There, on the back of her mouth almost sliding on the verge of her throat; it just begun to grow. But it is so pretty, astonishing beautiful, and it expands and contracts every day, and it takes all kind forms and textures while doing it, chocolate fir, dancing mercury, silvery snow. Sometimes it really hurts, like a stalactite kiss or a fire scrape, but even then she cannot stop feeling how gorgeous it is. When she told her friends about it everybody toss her back their opinions with such a reassurance. Don’t worry darling, just take these pills and it would go away, it made wonders with my abrasive detestness, and by the way it is also very good for the premenstrual monotony. No sweetie, Annie doesn’t have a clue, I have such a terrible worldnews dislocation and I can tell you that there is nothing like a good window shopping treatment to cure everything. Let me tell you something, he said looking so seriously at her eyes while his hand was making an advance over her forearm, I know a surgeon that will leave you like a brand new woman. That was enough. She invited him to her house. He allowed her to tie him up in the bed very easily. Then she put her panties in his mouth, fixed a fork in his penis and started turning it around more and more until his piggy prick popped out in a bath of blood. Then she chopped just the tip of his fingers one by one with a suitable carving knife then continuing hatching up the rest of his limbs using a saw once thick bone was reached. She just buried the tidy wrapped quartered remains in meadow nearby. In the following time she gave the proper treatment to quite a drove of men; and later on she started disposing women too; all properly buried in that meadow. Then it was that she invited this woman and when she was getting ready it just happened. They didn’t say anything just looked at each other and understood. Oh silence, splendid silence, never underestimate what it is not pronounced. Then they kissed and while doing that it expanded and flourished like silky water from her throat and between the kiss’ saliva slid into her partner’s mouth and engaged her and they took knowledge of each other. She possessed every part of her body and slap her and debase her and caress her and drink her and cuddle her with such an anxious love as can only exists when you know that your lover is going to die. The thing begun to expand outside their bodies and it exploded and created a universe with galaxies and startdust and little people scratching their heads in their spinning little planets. And then it finally collapsed on the back of her mouth and there they were just looking at each other again. She left her go. They never saw each other again. It continued to grow into even more beautiful forms. One day is going to kill her though. Some nights she goes to the meadow and lie there while hearing the music of the corpses underground. Well, so much for a discussion that didn’t exists. Good night.