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Originally Posted by Menoman
There is a way I have heard from a porn star I met through a friend of a friend.
It isn't exactly 100% safe, but I don't think its going to kill you, but it can damage you probably permanantly. It also may hurt, but it works WAY better than anything like eatting foods etc..
step 1) buy gummy worms
step 2) a little bit before banging, getting blown,etc... if you can slip the gummy worm into your ... ya... you get it.. about 2 inches down in there. (he told me about halfway down when you are flaccid)
step 3) let it sit for a few minutes then slowly pull it out.
I never had the guts to do this, I wouldnt exactly recommend it.. maybe once you figure it out its a piece of cake though.
The scary part is he said some people cant get it in there, so those people have to thread a wire into the gummy worm so it stays straight while you get it in there.
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WHAT?! There's no way a gummy worm could fit in there!
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Here are some phrases I'd like to be able to say, in all honesty, before I die.
"That's it, send out the ninjas!"
"So then I had to kill my way to the second floor."
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