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Old 10-25-2007, 02:06 PM   #8700 (permalink)
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Paul returned from a doctor's visit one day and told his wife, Jane, that the doctor said that he only had 24 hours to live. Wiping away her tears, Jane asked Paul to have sex with her. Of course, Paul agreed and they had passionate sex.

Six hours later, Paul went to Jane again and said, "Honey, now I only Have 18 hours to live, maybe we could have sex again?" Jane agreed and AGAIN they had sex. Later Paul is getting into bed when he realised he only had 8 hours of Life left. He touched Jane's shoulder and said, "Honey? Please? Just one more
Time before I die?"

Jane agreed, and afterwards, rolled over and slept. Paul, however, heard the clock ticking in his head. He tossed and turned until he was down to just 4 more hours. Paul tapped Jane on the shoulder to wake her up. "Honey, I only have 4 hours left! Could we....? Jane sat up, turned to Paul and said, "Listen Paul! I have to get up in the morning and YOU don't!"
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