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An Aboriginal found himself in a brothel in Kings Cross and decided to approach a prostitute. He asked her, "How much do you charge for the hour? "$100," She replied. "Do you do black feller style?" Not knowing exactly what this was she refused.
He tried to sweeten the deal and said, "I'll pay you $300 to do it black feller style". Again she declined. Being the persistent type, he laid down the final offer, "I'll give you $500 to go black feller style with me! What do you say?"
Finally she agrees thinking, "Well I've been in the game for over 10 years now. I've been there and done that, and had every kind of request from weirdo's from all over the world. How bad could black feller style be?" After several intense hours of every possible way and position, she turned to him and said. "That was fantastic, but I was expecting something perverted and disgusting. Where does the black feller style' come in?"
The Aboriginal opened a can of beer and replied, "I'll pay you next Wednesday when I get me dole check!".
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"And you run and you run to catch up with the sun but it's sinking.
Racing around to come up behind you again. The sun is the same in a relative way but your older, shorter of breath, and one day closer to death" ...pink floyd
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