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A KIWI is hoping to immigrate to Australia, and arrives at Kingsford Smith Airport on a sunny Wednesday morning full of optimism for the future.
Still, things do not go quite as planned ...
"What is your business in Australia?" the customs officer asks him politely.
" I wish to immigrate," the Kiwi replies.
"Do you have a criminal record?" the officer inquires.
Stunned, the crestfallen Kiwi replies: "Geez, bro, I didn't think you still needed one".
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"And you run and you run to catch up with the sun but it's sinking.
Racing around to come up behind you again. The sun is the same in a relative way but your older, shorter of breath, and one day closer to death" ...pink floyd
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