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Australian vs Kiwi vs a Blonde
In a train carriage there was a Kiwi guy, an Australian guy, a spectacular looking blonde and a frightfully awful looking fat lady. After several minutes of the trip the train happens to pass through a dark tunnel, and the unmistakable sound of a slap is heard. When they leave the tunnel, the Australian had a big slap mark on his cheek.
(1) The blonde thought - "That Australian son of a bitch wanted to touch me and by mistake, he must have put his hand on the fat lady, who in turn must have slapped his face"
(2) The fat lady thought - "The dirty old Australian laid his hands on the blonde and she smacked him".
(3) The Kiwithought - "That fucking Aussie put his hand on that blonde and by mistake she slapped me".
(4) The Aussiethought - "I hope there's another tunnel soon so I can smack that stupid Kiwi again".
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