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Zooksport2 · 10-25-2007, 01:07 PM

we will weather the weather, wether we can or wether we not.

ADULTERY - The wrong people doing the right thing.
ALIMONY - The screwing you get for the screwing you got.
BABY - A hollow tube with a loud voice at one end and a complete lack of responsibility at the other end.
CHIVALRY - A mans inclination to defend a woman against every man but himself.
CONSTIPATION - To have and to hold.
COOKIE - A virgin doughnut.
DECOY - A flashlight in the pants pocket.
DIARY - Book of revelations.
DOCTOR - A lucky fellow who is privileged to undress women and go all over them without getting his face slapped.
FATHER'S DAY - Nine months before labor day.
GENTLEMAN - One who is always careful to rest at least half his weight on his elbows.
HORSE SHOW - A lot of horses showing their asses to a lot of horses' asses showing their horses.
HUSBAND - What is left after the nerve has been killed.
KEPT WOMAN - One who wears mink all day and fox all night.
A KISS - Upper persuasion for lower invasion; upstairs shopping for downstairs merchandise.

10-25-2007, 01:07 PM	#8644 (permalink)
Zooksport2 Casual... Real Casual Location: Orstraylia	we will weather the weather, wether we can or wether we not. ADULTERY - The wrong people doing the right thing. ALIMONY - The screwing you get for the screwing you got. BABY - A hollow tube with a loud voice at one end and a complete lack of responsibility at the other end. CHIVALRY - A mans inclination to defend a woman against every man but himself. CONSTIPATION - To have and to hold. COOKIE - A virgin doughnut. DECOY - A flashlight in the pants pocket. DIARY - Book of revelations. DOCTOR - A lucky fellow who is privileged to undress women and go all over them without getting his face slapped. FATHER'S DAY - Nine months before labor day. GENTLEMAN - One who is always careful to rest at least half his weight on his elbows. HORSE SHOW - A lot of horses showing their asses to a lot of horses' asses showing their horses. HUSBAND - What is left after the nerve has been killed. KEPT WOMAN - One who wears mink all day and fox all night. A KISS - Upper persuasion for lower invasion; upstairs shopping for downstairs merchandise. __________________ "And you run and you run to catch up with the sun but it's sinking. Racing around to come up behind you again. The sun is the same in a relative way but your older, shorter of breath, and one day closer to death" ...pink floyd Last edited by Zooksport2; 10-25-2007 at 01:10 PM.. Reason: Automerged Doublepost