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Originally Posted by abaya
Alternatively, since I am not necessarily "good with plow" like Borat's wife, we are considering having me go as his sister, "She is number four prostitute in all of Kazakhstan." 
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If he's going to be Borat, you need to go as his prostitute sister.
See if you can get/make a ribbon or sash that says 4th place winner or something to that effect, just to drive it home. Maybe make it say, "#4 Prostitute". Then, people will automatically know who you're supposed to be (as long as you're near your Borat lol).
As for what I will be... I won't bother with the flowers, but I will have the cricket bat, tie, and name tag.