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Originally Posted by onesnowyowl
This is so me. I mumble to myself a lot, and my SO will hear me mumbling from the other room. Thinking I'm talking to him, he'll yell, "WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?" or something else to that extent at the top of his lungs. Now, half-deaf, I have to reply, "I wasn't talking to you." "HUH?" "I wasn't talking to you!" "WHAT?" "I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU!" "THEN WHO WERE YOU TALKING TO?"
"MYSELF, DAMMIT, I WAS TALKING TO MYSELF!" And then my witty inner monologue is utterly ruined, because I chanced to whisper a bit of it aloud.
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You are so my mom...since I was a little girl I would walk into the kitchen and my mom would be sorting through bills talking to herself...at the time I thought she too had an imaginary friend. Then I'd ask her, mommy who are you talking to? She was like "oh, just myself sweety." That was that. lol its nice to know other people do that too...
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Originally Posted by ngdawg
I have friends that don't keep the butter in the fridge, they leave it out. Seriously.
I thought that's how one gets stuff like Salmonella.
(And yes, it does taste worse being left out than if it's frigderated.)
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Well...my family leaves the butter out. It's soft and easier to put on toast...I mean come on when it comes out of the fridge you gotta wait for it to freaking melt. The taste was never bad for me, pretty good in fact.
Ok now to my stuff.
People who don't reset the microwave timer and leave it with 10 seconds left to go. That drives me ape shit.
Blatant inconsiderate things, like if the trash is full...take the fucking thing out. If the dishwasher is full, turn it ON! If the dishes are done, PUT THEM AWAY! My god...
Oh and the ultimate...I live with two other girls in a house and the main owner of the house runs at A.C. at 70 degrees every night when it's 45 degrees outside and instead of the opening the window she needs to spend more money and freeze me and my other roommate out. She doesn't have an alarm system or a gun or anything so she doesn't want to open windows! WTF! Honestly!
Oh I just remembered...
When I'm sitting in a class of around 150 students, and there is a medley going on of people coughing. I cannot stand them. I want to stand up and throw cough drops at every single one of them!
