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Originally Posted by pixelbend
Ok, I haven't looked through this whole thread, so maybe someone has already come up with this one, but I'll ask anyway.
My brother in law was telling me about a new song he heard on the radio the other day. Something about Jewish girls and forgetting all the lessons I learned in shul. He said it was a really cool song, but I'm not finding anything with Google searches.
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Well, it's quite a few months later, but I think you're looking for Hot Jewish Chicks by What I Like About Jew.
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Hot Jewish Chicks
(words & music by Sean Altman & Rob Tannenbaum)
There's Roxy looking Foxy in a mink
There's Becky Tishman giving me a wink
Esther's nose and teeth are false
But dig those silicone matzoh balls
Check out all the hot Jewish chicks
There's Francy fancy-shmancy in a wig
She'll swallow anything but shrimp or pig
Ida bleaches her moustache
It gave my brother Saul a rash
We're diggin' all the hot Jewish chicks, Yeah, yeah
Emily got knocked up through a sheet
I'd like to mix her milk with my meat
Just look at all this cleavage
And not one crucifix
We're diggin' all the hot Jewish chicks
Sarah likes to cook and read the Torah
But watch her dance
She puts the "whore" in hora
Tessie does a wicked waltz
I got too close and shot my schmaltz
Check out all the hot Jewish chicks
Doris was a dog - oof - oh so nasty
Now she looks fine - hmm - rhinoplasty
Becky Greenberg makes me drool
I did her in the can at shul
We're diggin' all the hot Jewish chicks, Yes we are
Rose won't tell her age, but here's a hint
She fact-checked the Old Testament
We up and joined Hadassah
So we could get a fix
Of diggin' all the hot Jewish chicks
June likes to get spanked & raise a ruckus
I did her in the can at shul at sukkos... In the tuchis
They light our Shabbos candles
And then they wet our wicks
We dig 'em 'cause they're hot
And shiksa's what they're not
We're diggin' all the hot Jewish chicks
Hot Jewish chicks
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