Martian! Hahaha, no-no, not you.
We all know you rock the casbah.
How did I know you'd immediately find this thread and make this comment?
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This whole thread reads like an impossibility given how real men operate.
Do parents really disown their kids for piercings / tattoos? WTF?
Does said "badass" guy not want to have sex with the girl he lives with?