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Old 10-16-2007, 06:15 PM   #11 (permalink)
Martian
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Originally Posted by tabykat178
I'm too shy to do this though! Plus I feel like I'm forcing him to do something. LOL! I know that sounds really silly but that's the truth. I don't want him to have sex with me or do anything else with me if he doesn't want to.
This strikes me as utterly ridiculous. Either one of you is going to have to make a move, or I'm going to write a paper for bio class on how this supports the theory of evolution. This is quite a feat, mind, as I'd have to enroll in college to do it, but I'd do it all the same. That's how ridiculous your situation is to me.

I've never understood girls who act all shy about sex or won't take the initiative. Guys like sex. You know guys like sex and that most of the straight guys in the world would probably have sex with you, given the opportunity. Within the context of a relationship it's highly unlikely that your man will think you slutty for being overt and in fact many, many guys find it sexy when a girl knows what she wants and goes for it. So what's with the bloody hang-up? Stop making us do all the damn work!

Seriously, now. Next time you're alone in a room with him, stick your hand down his pants and grab him by the phallus. I guarantee he will get the hint.
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