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we were talking about it and decided ann coulter can only save her career by starting a jew-to-christian makeover reality show. in the beginning she’s confronted with a deeply flawed jew, complete with yarmaluke and menorah and all that stuff, and at the end the person has been transformed into a wonderful, perfect christian, complete with big huge cross around his or her neck and an unwillingness to have sex outside the missionary position (unless he or she is in a public restroom in minnesota). we were trying to figure out what to call it, someone suggested “cold bitch for the jew guy” but i’m leaning toward “ann coulter’s New Jew Revue.” the theme song would totally write itself, yanno?
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The height of cultivation always runs to simplicity.
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