DNA'd!
Apparently they don't teach humor these days!
UsTwo is on the money. College today is yesterday's high school. Everybody is doing it. Especially the legions of useless American whitebread.
My philosophy? College doesn't count as having done something with your life. Another little bubble to hide in and plead ignorance.
My advice? Go somewhere and suffer. Build a house by hand. Work a manual labor job. Deny self-interest for 15 minutes.
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Haha, I'm balls deep in college right now. I feel so... dirty.