Retarded inbred-gone-abortion horror story domestic vehicles that give Americans a bad name:
Chevy Avalanche / Cadillac Escalade -> 8.1 L 325 hp V8
Pontiac Aztek / Buick Rendezvous -> 3.4 L V6 @ 4043 lbs
I'd rather have anal sex with an African black rhino than drive one of those.
I mean, seriously...
DON'T BUY THESE VEHICLES. KILL YOURSELF FIRST.
I'm so insulted by them simply existing in the same reality as me that I'm going NEAR another species in a sexual manner.
The first pair get like .8 MPG with their American Ignorance engines (gas'll never run out, n'yuck!).
The second pair have less balls (power-to-weight) than Lance Armstrong (putt-putt-putt-cough-oh-fuck-it).
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Originally Posted by Redlemon
Pontiac Vibe - actually, I guess it has 5 doors. (My wife has the Subaru Legacy sedan, however, no you aren't far off.)
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Hatch / trunk isn't a door.