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connyosis · 10-10-2007, 05:42 AM

Well see, socialized medicine means that people will have to wait a minimum of 68 months to see a doctor, and by doctor I mean a drunk veterinarian that falls asleep during the exam.

Once the exam is done, 50% of the time the doctor/vet tells you that you're not worth spending money on since it would be in the best interest of society as a whole if sick people just died.
The other 50% of the time the doctor will have no clue what's wrong with you. He isn't a private practitioner after all, and thus knows less.

So, if you're lucky enough not to get shot on orders of the doctor, he'll wing it and give you some pills he ordered online from some third world country. Taking these pills there are three possible outcomes:
1: The pills kill you
2: The pills have no effect and your illness kills you
3: You win the lottery and can go to the US to get some proper health care.

Right, I forgot to mention that socialized medicine means a 93% tax rate and that you're a commie.

10-10-2007, 05:42 AM	#197 (permalink)
connyosis Psycho Location: Sweden - Land of the sodomite damned	Well see, socialized medicine means that people will have to wait a minimum of 68 months to see a doctor, and by doctor I mean a drunk veterinarian that falls asleep during the exam. Once the exam is done, 50% of the time the doctor/vet tells you that you're not worth spending money on since it would be in the best interest of society as a whole if sick people just died. The other 50% of the time the doctor will have no clue what's wrong with you. He isn't a private practitioner after all, and thus knows less. So, if you're lucky enough not to get shot on orders of the doctor, he'll wing it and give you some pills he ordered online from some third world country. Taking these pills there are three possible outcomes: 1: The pills kill you 2: The pills have no effect and your illness kills you 3: You win the lottery and can go to the US to get some proper health care. Right, I forgot to mention that socialized medicine means a 93% tax rate and that you're a commie. __________________ If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.