For MOAB.....
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A man with a swollen foot went to the doctor.
After careful examination, the doctor gave him a huge pill. "I'll be right back with some water," said the doctor.
The doctor was gone quite a while and eventually the man lost his patience.
He hobbled to the sink, forced the huge pill down, slurped water from the sink until the pill cleared his throat, and then hobbled back onto the examining table.
A few minutes later, in walks the doctor with a bucket of warm water.
"Okay, once the tablet has dissolved, soak your foot in it for at least a half hour."