Bill O'Rights

What's the difference between ground beef and top sirloin? They are both meat. The ONLY difference I see is the price.

What's the difference between McDonald's and Delmonico's? They are both restaurants. The ONLY difference I see is the price.

What's the difference between a crack ho and $1000 per night call girl? They are both whores. The ONLY difference I see is the price.

Hey, this kinda fun. I could do this all day.

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"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony

"Hedonism with rules isn't hedonism at all, it's the Republican party." - JumpinJesus

It is indisputable that true beauty lies within...but a nice rack sure doesn't hurt.