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A fucking shovel.
The other day my wife's pet hermit crabs (don't ask) died and I walked to some woodsy area carrying the animals in a plastic bag and a shovel in the other hand, so I could bury them there.
I started looking at the tool and thinking...It's heavy, both ends are metal, but it's easy to wield. Potentially very deadly.
I heard that in WW1 and 2 they used to sharpen the edges of shovel so they could chop up anyone who would surprise them while they were digging the trenches...great for melee combat, I think.
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