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Johnny asks father: "Does grampa still have sex with granny?"
Father replies: "I'm sorry, son, but they both are much too old to have sex."
Johnny asks grandpa: "Do you still have sex with granny?"
Grandpa says: "Yes, but only oral."
Johnny asks: "What is oral?"
Grandpa says: "I say fuck you, she says fuck you, too."
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As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves. —Mohandas K. Gandhi
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