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maleficent · 10-03-2007, 05:49 PM

1. Streets would be immaculate, so that footwear would be optional and not mandatory, wearing socks and only socks would be strongly encouraged, except red sox, and they'd be strongly encouraged to go... away...

2. Reality tv would be gone...

3. (c)rap music would be gone.

4. 99.98 percent of all movies would be gone.

5. Fast food restuarants, for the smell alone, would be gone.

6. People who marinate in fragrance would be punished by drowning them in a vat of said fragrance.

7. The person who lives above me who very enthusiastically, but very badly and very loudly, is learning to play the guitar, would be drop kicked into lake michigan, with his electric guitar and watch him fry.

8. Hi, How are you, when you don't really give a rats ass about how that person is would set off a bullshit detector that would cause you to be transported into Lake Michigan (I realize Lake Michigan will get pretty full, pretty quick, but I figure if BP is alllowed to dump there, there's gotta be room)

9. Children shall be not seen and not heard and not discussed unless specifically asked about, and there shall be a time limit on said discussion.

10. Unmarried women of a certain age, shall not be looked down upon.

11. Women who are not hot, and wil lnever be hot, but have a sometimes decent personality, will not be looked down upon.

12. Mothers will not be allowed to ask their unmarried daughters when they plan on settling down.

13. Marriage will be outlawed.

10-03-2007, 05:49 PM	#27 (permalink)
maleficent Junkie Moderator Emeritus Location: Chicago	1. Streets would be immaculate, so that footwear would be optional and not mandatory, wearing socks and only socks would be strongly encouraged, except red sox, and they'd be strongly encouraged to go... away... 2. Reality tv would be gone... 3. (c)rap music would be gone. 4. 99.98 percent of all movies would be gone. 5. Fast food restuarants, for the smell alone, would be gone. 6. People who marinate in fragrance would be punished by drowning them in a vat of said fragrance. 7. The person who lives above me who very enthusiastically, but very badly and very loudly, is learning to play the guitar, would be drop kicked into lake michigan, with his electric guitar and watch him fry. 8. Hi, How are you, when you don't really give a rats ass about how that person is would set off a bullshit detector that would cause you to be transported into Lake Michigan (I realize Lake Michigan will get pretty full, pretty quick, but I figure if BP is alllowed to dump there, there's gotta be room) 9. Children shall be not seen and not heard and not discussed unless specifically asked about, and there shall be a time limit on said discussion. 10. Unmarried women of a certain age, shall not be looked down upon. 11. Women who are not hot, and wil lnever be hot, but have a sometimes decent personality, will not be looked down upon. 12. Mothers will not be allowed to ask their unmarried daughters when they plan on settling down. 13. Marriage will be outlawed. __________________ Free your heart from hatred. Free your mind from worries. Live simply. Give more. Expect less.