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Originally Posted by Average_Joe
A few times I have recovered successfully by saying "oh, you had a fly on your shoulder" or "that thing behind you is distracting me" if the circumstance is right.
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If I'm caught, it's usually because i've literally zoned out into a daze while looking at them. I usually recover by saying something like, "I'm sorry, they're very distracting and totally on display" which generally either gets a laugh, or they get pissy at the insistence that because I can see 80% of their tits, and they're bolstered up and pushed together for maximum cleavage, they're still somehow "NOT on display".