car/work/house keys, a money clip to hold my business cards, debit card and drivers license.
a pink 36 inch double headed dildo.
what? It's for hitting people. there isn't a bigger insult than to be whacked aside the head with a 3 foot pink double dong...is there?
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Crack, you and I are long overdue for a vicious bout of mansex.
~Halx
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