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				What's in your pockets right now?
			 
 Currently right now I have:
 cash
 In-N-Out receipt from dining with Ubertuber
 keys
 albuterol inhaler
 wallet
 
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				I don't care if you are black, white, purple, green, Chinese, Japanese, Korean, hippie, cop, bum, admin, user, English, Irish, French, Catholic, Protestant, Jewish, Buddhist, Muslim, indian, cowboy, tall, short, fat, skinny, emo, punk, mod, rocker, straight, gay, lesbian, jock, nerd, geek, Democrat, Republican, Libertarian, Independent, driver, pedestrian, or bicyclist, either you're an asshole or you're not. 
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