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Please, for the love of whatever god you like, please, please... do not fart on me when you're cuddling with me or giving me a backrub. It may seem ungrateful of me, but dammit, that's just not cool!!! And in that situation... so close to my FACE!
Sheesh.
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My heart knows me better than I know myself, so I'm gonna let it do all the talkin'.
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