Now I don't feel so bad, Shauk. That's exactly how I was(ordering) and am(taste preference), so I feel for you. I cannot stand beer or hard liquor. I can tolerate wine, but wine coolers are good. I've tried a few types of mixed drinks over the years, and discovered I don't like much "bite" in my drink, either. I don't like anything in my soda. Brandy, in anything, is icky to me.
If you want to see what exists, try this website:
http://www.webtender.com/
Things that I have tried and liked:
*wine coolers (strawberry or pina colada types)
*strawberry daiquerri (frozen drink, sweet, strawberry flavored)
*pina colada (frozen drink, pineapple/coconut flavored)
*amaretto on the rocks (amaretto is almond flavored) you'll probably taste some alcohol, but not nearly as much bite.
*amaretto sour (amaretto with sour in it is a little like lemonade)
*Bailey's (irish cream) and coffee (if they don't have Bailey's they will tell you what brand they do have like Carolyn's or Brandon's...it's all irish cream)
A spanish coffee is going to have bite, I don't like them. It has coffee, irish cream, frangelicas, and I think brandy. I think it is the frangelicas and brandy that I don't like)
*Ski Lift is hot chocolate with peppermint schnapps in it. Very yummy. Not too sweet, a little minty.
I have tried someone's iced tea drink once and it was okay, but some iced tea drinks bite.